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Birthday Season

It's official---this Cat is going up in years! I have already planned my birthday weekend, starting with an upscale vegan dinner at an undisclosed location, BYOB Malbec and moving on to a cabin with a hot tub and view. Privacy. Food. Fun. F*ck1n. I could not be happier with the way I am ringing it in! But I would love some rain, I mean a whole flood. I mean some gifts.


This virgo's love language is "affirmations" and "acts of service." That means, DO SOMETHING. While I know I have many admirers, I don't always hear them. They are often lurking around the corner or emailing me telling me they have been watching me for YEARS. Now's your chance to say hi.


I just updated my wishlist and there are gifts big and small for EVERYONE. What I really want...are invesments in Soporificia, my burgeoning apothecary. It has been a challenge getting started but I have buit a client base of repeat customers! I would love to be out of the red by the end of the year! Please email me to ask how you can contribute :) or click link below.




Stay in this witch's favor. Say happy birthday with an action x






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