secret menu

ah, so you want to dine from the secret menu. are you worthy? have you proven it?

my secret menu is for regulars: those who see me frequently have access to my secret spells, secret incantations, secret life. some see my real hair. some see the inner cat. some get special treatment. all are on my altar during the moon cycle and in this witch’s favor.

but they all start with worship. are you ready to worship me?